I’m saying so long, it’s my solo time.

2025 started with WTF... the signs were always there

2 - 1 = Theory.

My happy place.

He's the youngest United States Champion in WWE history and former Mr. Money in the Bank. Sportskeeda wishes a very happy birthday to A-Town's Finest, Austin Theory! 🎉🙌 Austin Theory

Happy 28th Birthday, Austin Theory 🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂 Austin Theory

Can I have a birthday party inside the gym?

I know I’m not the brightest tool in the crayon toaster, but I do know when my birthday is. Didn’t even get a text… Then again, it’s like any other day, isn’t it?

It’s the first day of Halloween.

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

That moment when you realize that Friday the 13th happens on Halloween this year…

Why isn’t my Face IQ working???

Hey, cute jeans.

Lifting waits like my life defends on it. 💪

Does anyone else just randomly forget the dog’s name from Scooby Doo?

11 times table.

We could go again like three, four times.