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If it's not your job, nobody remembers when you got there.

If you drink IPA's, I will assume you are a telemarketer.

I had my doubts. I really did. Then a turd world immigrant hate-crimed an open borders activist in a gun free zone in front of a courthouse flying a DEI-Pride flag, and at that moment I was 100% positive we’re in a simulation.

I saw that #Riyadh was trending. I have friends there. (American ExPats) So I clicked on it to see what was happening. It's just whores. Whores advertising 'massage' in Riyadh. On a mass scale. Hope the boys are wrapping it up.

This goes unbelievably hard. youtube.com/watch?v=jY1U9D…

Nobody's racist until the pilot has a pajeet accent.

I touched grass! Also, Kansas gas prices have my full attention

My valve cover gasket decided I needed an oil change in the middle of the Mojave. But still. Fuck the NCR.

If the power goes out, most people in the 'west' will be dead in a month.

I happen to have deep and recent knowledge about the airbase recently targeted. It's going to be really fun watching all the 'experts' get this horrendously wrong.

LifeAlert was our first indicator that the family unit was falling. And we mocked it.

Flawless Victory. 🔊🆙

Gmgm--🫡

Saturday. Waiting on parts for 2 motorcycles. Guess I'll just strap on a ruck and go do some trails.

Men. Take photos of the homies doing dumb shit. Send those photos to them. It's cool.

Just know. I conceal carry. It's a fun game.

You are not, in fact, any level of OCD if you don't count out the squares of toilet paper you're about to use. This also disqualifies you from saying you're poor.

In Detroit today. Tigers game on a TV in a sports bar. Sound of the game? Nah. Wonder wall on the sound system. There's a joke there.

STOP STEALING EACH OTHERS TWEETS!