The white smoke over Buffalo means we’ve invented a new wing sauce.

Day (2) of the cubs pissing me off

Crewsin' along. #BuiltForThis x Houston Methodist

Whelp, if you’re gonna let Merryweather have an inning today, you might as well let Pressly have one too.

Walk Wilmer

🚨 A CUBS PITCHER GOT WILMER FLORES OUT 🚨

Can’t wait for Marquee to go interview that Richard M. Daley looking dude who just got that foul ball.

Dansby’s on base streak lives!

One time, Buschy. 🙏🏻

This Wrigley crowd sounds like they’re all attending a funeral. Someone fucking get the crowd into it. FFS, this is a potential playoff matchup.

I was in attendance for the last 2 Cubs wins and there have been 3 losses in between those wins. My Venmo is the same as my handle here if anyone’s trying to donate. If MSS 🧦 is gonna accuse me of being a grifter, I might as well embrace it!

Send Justin Turner to Crimea

Even when I’m not at the game, I still wind up on TV!

Can Justin Steele throw right handed?

Gorilla in 7

Seeing this makes me miss Jon Hansen hosting “Pucko” during Hawks games.

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been swinging a hot stick lately