Was "Aao, Meena. Super seena." basically created to give Meena a compliment about her chest? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why people put up pictures on CV with suit & tie, when in reality they are not expected to wear it in everyday life at work.

Sev Puri should come with one extra plain puri just so that you can top the Puri with all the leftover sev and aloo filling in your plate P:S- This is excluding the extra free masala puri which we deem as our birthright to numb the spice from the chaat

The threat of being Shat on by a Pigeon has been reduced from “Severe” to “Substantial” meaning I will still Shit, but it’ll probably just go on your shoulder a bit.

The intensity of an earthquake and the size of a dick are quite similar in their readings. It has to be at least a 5 to be even felt.

मला #Mastodon प्लेट पाणी पुरी खायची आहे!

What kind of wine person you are? Red or white?

He did a wrong promise. He should have made it clear “There will be Shivsena CM under his ownership of party.” Shivsena already had CMs in Maharashtra

Using mobile in Hungary is so damn expensive compare to India. You get 1 GB of 4G Internet for money equal to 500 Rs. In India you are king with all internet data and phone calls you get to use.

Ssssshhuu! Don’t talk about what happened today. Don’t celebrate. Keep it for BJP to take this up before every election coming in next few years. They contested all elections with this issue and they will keep doing it. Sssshhuu.

Who the hell is this Utsav?

“Every word had consequences, every SILENCE too.” - Jean Paul Sartre It’s time to SPEAK. It’s time to stand with your fellow-citizens. It’s time to raise your voice against this attack on the Idea of India.

This is called terrorising youth.

On a serious note. #IndiansAgainstCAB

Modi is #UrbanNazi

That’s why I love Malayalees. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/rti-appl…

Mondays are bad!

Hello Mr. President Donald J. Trump, you should see how much efforts are being put for your Indian visit. indianexpress.com/article/india/…

A few years back when I was active on twitter, what I used to tweet about?

Most of the Indians sorted their “Bread” on their own but only thing missing from their life was “Circus” which now Modi is taking care of.