For next few days, he will manage your portfolios. #stockmarketcrash

It's healthy to go on a date once in a while to remind yourself why you want to be alone

Usko bhi #happyholi joh waqt k sath kisi or ki holi.

If people can say 'LOL' without laughing, they can say 'ILY' without loving.

Saved her name as "Heaven on Earth" but realized it was too long so I abbreviated it.

A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

Arshdeep Singh winning Man of the Match, but from Pakistan's side. #INDvsPAK2022 #INDvsPAK

Happy Children's Day to all my friends, those who are still using Snapchat.

Blaming friends for being a bad photographer when the actual problem is your face

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

"Woh ittefaq se raste mein mill jaye kahin, Bas issi shauq ne humein awaara bana diya"

A luxury I can't live without... Coffee. I really like good coffee.

I’m more worried about what Narayan Murthy said, rather than what Deepika said.

Do you know Premiere pro ?

Baat to sahi thi na 🙃🙃

SEBI strictly says ‘don’t follow unregistered advisors’ Yet people followed PM,FM,HM and foreign minister and bought stocks for gains for 4th June.

True 😭

My father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding.

It’s like Avengers Endgame, We won the battle but lost Iron Man and Captain India.

For every hour I spend with someone I gotta spend 72 hrs alone