Less than an hour ago someone posted some docs on the Eurofighter and they all had in bold letters NATO RESTRICTED. Well done boys, first of the year.

The forbidden peanut!

Tower Tuesday? Yeah we'll go with that.

Gary Bettman: "How do we deflect from the sexual assault allegations?" Formula 1: "Hold my beer"

Somehow this doesn't give me the same fuzzy feeling as when Elmo asked the same question...

Help this awesome museum find a new home!

Went to a security meet up near the local university tonight. Honestly, the kids are alright.

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

2026 Winter Games are gonna be LIT Team Canada is going to be a force of nature in hockey. Like, moreso than usual.

When a hdd test goes wrong

I can't believe I'm going to spend money on something that's gonna give me nightmares tonight.

Gonna be signing out for a while. 👋 I'm okay, this site is not.

Coming back to Twitter to let yall know I'll be at BSides Vegas this year. I also booked a room with two beds, and there's only one of me. Hit me up if you want to split the room.