Carmen Electra randomly followed me last night. She’s one of my hall passes if I were straight 😅

Sutton is a horrible friend. I’m so glad she doesn’t have Garcelle to protect her anymore and I hope she gets annihilated this upcoming season 😅

Her standing in the group may be declining but her face card isn’t!

She’s the mitochondria of the RHOC cell

Me after I get shut off at the bar and my Ubers outside:

Kelly Dodd’s brother says no one in the family talks to her, including Jolie, “she’s disowned Kelly, she’s a horrible mom.” 😬 #RHOC

I’m really sick of Real estate storylines form the Dubrow’s #RHOC

Why the fuck is Jen Fessler doing a podcast with 21 year olds??

Countess Luann

Chromatica and I stand ten toes down

The two most unfunny people ever

She looks fucking phenomenal!

This really bit Kelly in the ass huh #RHOC

I’m sorry but who the fuck puts Nair on their face???

Dorit Kemsley Memoir

Teresa booked and busy Giudice