Facebook memories: Hey look! Here's some painfully cringey stuff you said ten years ago! Me: Ok FB: Seven years ago you were on a trip with your friend who got murdered! Me: ok stop FB: Five years ago your grandma told you she loved you! She's dead too now! Me: ENOUGH

Y'know what still makes this site tolerable? Blocking people! I've gone absolutely nuts blocking people since King Dingleberry started breaking everything here. It's great! It's also how I keep Facebook tolerable! Anyone who annoys me in the slightest, you're blocked! Easy!

Me, hanging out with elderly relatives: So, how're you doing these da- Cable news at full volume: They're coming for you. They're all around you. They're trying to kill you. They can't be stopped. Hear that? They're almost here. Elderly relative, staring at the screen: hwuuuuuh

Takin’ the shortcut

PFAS P-Furious? Is that anything?

It's good when children's books help kids with problems they'll face

Yep. Worth remembering that Levittown houses -- the archetypal postwar white picket fence family homes in the suburbs affordable on a modest income -- were 750 square feet.

Help I'm suffering the affliction that affects so many people who have lived in the San Luis Valley, which is an unstoppable yearning for the San Luis Valley

18 states are under excessive heat warnings today

TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES BECAUSE I PUNCHED A HORSE

The view from the tower at Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum, in the heart of the former Lowry Air Force Base. I remember when it was all old runways out here.

The dawn of Septober in Colorado puts me in desperate need of a prairie road trip. I wanna eat biscuits and gravy from a gas station. I wanna stay in a motel that still advertises color TV. I wanna visit a museum with a room full of old sewing machines. It is time

What percent of harmful parenting traits are because someone is trying to overcorrect for the ways their own parents screwed up?

Boy howdy I sure keep coming across more places that seem to be blatantly violating HB21-1048, Colorado's "Retail Business Must Accept Cash" law

Holy crap the foraging is good this year. Got enough chokecherries for a whole batch of jelly from one bush in my neighbor’s driveway. Tons of sumac berries and big rose hips too. And check out these wild peaches in Belleview Park! Delicious!