Icelandic Jedward #Eurovision

Ah fuck me. Refs suddenly know what a Red Card is then?

Can I have 10 bottles of bleach please?

Merab is getting knocked here

Joshua Van 👏 #UFC317

Tooonight, I’m a rock n roll star.

Shit Seats, but what a fucking performance. #oasislive25 #oasis

That’s the tweet 😂

Wish Man City Fan Support would fuck off with these supporters club emails

Steve Howey on CITY+ 🤢. Surely we have better ex players than that fucker who can do a job

Elijah Smith is a problem #ufc

What a load of fucking shit #VAR

🚨 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘: There is a possibility that the police have got it wrong as there is a comic-con going on in Hammersmith today, with the person they are arresting potentially dressing up like an umbrella cop. Awaiting confirmation.

Dog. Shit

Fold the club. #Jets

Shite that Erling fella

How were the officials tonight Nottingham Forest ? Dyche popping another email across to the FA or na?

Posh spice is a slapper, at Christmas she eats turkey, and when she’s twerking Brooklyn, she thinks of Rayan Cherki

Fuck trump! He knows fuck all! 2012 Recce x Snipers platoon, Herrick 17 Afghanistan. Best days of my life 🩵

EY! EY! EY! EY!