Bluesky: Why is no one posting on here Also Bluesky: You have spoken to others and will be added to the list of dissidents

why does the iphone selfie camera make you look haunted and ancient now? look in the mirror, normal 34 year old woman. take a picture on my phone, emaciated bog witch.

god dammit i need to move back to america

somehow got the clingiest baby of all time. i got out of bed to turn the fan down and when i got back 10 seconds later he was staring at me like 👁️👄👁️laid down next to him and he passed back out immediately. how does he know.

please explain why you would pick a seat in the crying baby car next to a reserved seat to work doing video calls on the train

frankfurt airport is a dream of an experience with a baby. they let me go through special security (by myself, no other people) and waved me through every other line to the front. made it train to gate in less than 30 minutes.

priority boarding, they put me first in line. traveling with an infant is like traveling with royalty.

got his wings ✈️

Gremlin is sleeping. 4 hours left. pls don’t wake up.

hour and a half left… baby is sleep… we both reek of milk….. half of economy has seen my titty……..

flight attendant complimented me on my good airplane baby. said he was one of the best babies he’s ever seen. sorry about all your bad babies mine is a Travel Baby.

got to newark. suddenly alarm goes off. blasting through the entire airport. so loud. baby falls asleep lmao. true jersey boy.

10:49pm (4:49am German time). i feel insane. what day is it. why are the bugs so loud here. i forgot about the loud bugs.

we’re so back

i am obsessed with my baby and would the experience to everyone. whenever parents of older kids say “just wait” i don’t get it. i’m excited for all the ages. my kid rules.

Some new medieval horror on the substack onmortalthoughts.substack.com/p/a-new-transl…

at my 98 year old grandma’s house today mom: “i’m tired.” grandma: “i can make ya a vodka” me: “mimi it’s 1:30pm” grandma: “it’s got lime in it” ???