run run as fast as you can you can't catch me im the pombear man

lol back in the day

all the bitches want me in their mouths

even the fat diet chicks, i only 0.4g saturates #smoothtalkingpom

i wear a crown because i am the king #kingpom

so much beef between me and mr pringles, fuckin prick

but haters gon' hate, and potatoes gon' potate #ironictweet #reasonablepom

my auntie and uncle

watch out kids drinkin too much sunny d turned my skin yellow, ain't nobody got time for dat

your hoe's lovin' how I taste

“L U K E: 'Fat, single and ready for a pringle.' lololololol” what about a pombear u plank

girlfriend: why r u so plain nd dry? pom: im a crisp

My feet r salty lol

ditched my gf cus she was too dry

My crown calls all the bitches to my packet #kingpom

an when I say packet... I mean packet

If you think crispy duck is crispy...check me out! #kingpom

Cheerleaders use a different type of pom bcuz I am too fragile for dem bitchez #fragilepom