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"It is a disgrace that the Welsh boy, Umbungo Mookookoo, with just two clicks on Amazon could buy the wooden toilet seat he used to beat his victims to death with. It was even on a limited time deal." "In response, I am banning online sales of toilet seats."

We could do with a master thread of successful remigrations in recent history. Off the top of my head, we’ve got: 1. this one 2. Fiji’s Indians 3. West Germany paying Turks to leave, 1980s 4. Pakistan expelling Afghans recently

AF Post With an open border it’s easy to juice your deportation numbers: just grab a few of the brand new arrivals and throw them back over. With a closed border, you have to look further afield.

Lindy tbf

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of 130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.

On the subject of sex myths, prostate orgasms aren’t real. When men cum while getting railed it’s either incidental penile stimulation or they just memed themselves into cumming hands-free (very possible: read Bronze Age Mindset)

Antiracism is the essence of the boomer. Consider Peter Hitchens. Almost all his opinions changed in his transformation from young atheist trot to old Anglican conservative. But he never lost his antiracism, e.g. when he reported feeling a warm glow when Rishi Sunak became PM.

Lib boomer losers like Robert De Niro are fathering children in their 80s and you’re sat there aged 32 fretting about a grey eyebrow hair. You are GAY!

Luv bring your boyfriend in here! They got the wankpuffin! They got Musk!

This works. My father is a master at not arguing with women and I inherited and/or learned from him. It’s even more effective if she gets tired and storms off. Wait an hour for her to calm down and return, then make your case.

RAW EGG NATIONALIST I get surprisingly many opportunities to push my “REN is Monty Don” conspiracy theory.

The previous system of offering automatic citizenship to the millions of South Americans who had one Italian great great grandfather who left in 1875 was bad, actually.

I'll get ahead of the Britlibs, who will screech about Reform doing well, by explaining to them now what happened: You were wrong about everything, and now the country is crammed full with the human equivalent of raw sewage.

TV licencing is a concentrated bolus of several terrible 20th century ideas. Its proponents have always gone with the “educate and inform” rationale, but nobody ever mandated newspaper subscriptions.

Turns out anyone who made it into the yookay under EU freedom of movement before Brexit can just stay forever without any further checks.

I know we’re all inpatient but everyone’s always talking about the boomers sliding off like it’s just around the corner. It’s not. The oldest boomers are 79. The youngest are 61. They’ll be around for a while yet.

It exists and is called “Grindr”

ESPNcricinfo ball-by-ball has gone to shit in the space of a couple of years, together with the rise of names like “Sudeep Poojar” running it. The previous britpopper purple prose commentary was better than this flat error-strewn LinkedInese.