Northwestern University, like Brown and several other elite schools, ended their encampment protests by agreeing to an extremely milquetoast set of policies.

lmao you are so embarrassing do you have any shame when you need to call Langley to figure out your health insurance coverage

🇱🇧 L E B A N E S E G U I D O 🇱🇧 This is like when Trump found out about US foreign policy and was like ‘we have all those military bases all over the world? That’s crazy we should charge the host governments for it’

“I never thought they would tear gas MY mom,” sobs woman who voted for the Tear Gassing People’s Moms Party.

aged like milk

Boeing whistleblowers dropping faster than Kevin Spacey accusers

Don’t worry Marjorie, they don’t want to use it against actual antisemites like you. That’s emphatically not what this is about

Great point, guy who decided to blow off the entire left and befriend her from like 2020-2023 knowing full well this is what she's about

Let's not throw Xanax under the bus now... That's the problem with weed heads, zero solidarity

It’s inspiring how the president has brought the country together 😍

'Little Gazas' is nazi lingo. They're running the same playbook now that they did in October: whipping up consent for murder and criminality. All your local dummies will fall for it; do what you can to get in the way of it.

Amazing how when someone looks like this and is committing literal terrorism they just calmly walk them away in hand cuffs instead of beating and torturing them

If you’re not a solid black dog 2.5 years ago you have no heart. If you don’t turn completely white 2.5 years later due to a rare genetic condition then you have no brain

speaking of a broad doing a semen stir,

I thought this was a Dan Hentschel bit at first

We knew when fascism came to America it would be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross

who knew it would be an Israeli flag tho

It's 2024. The e-girl you're into followed you back then immediately muted you. Biden tweeted something useless about mental health. You're eating a giant folded slice of Domino's NEW New York Style Pizza and grease is dripping down your arm. Life will never be this good again.

my performative zionism is scraping up against my genuine and deeply ingrained antisemitism. let me tweet about that

oh my god