The Rogue has died before. He can handle it again.....

Public reminder, tomfoolery shall be allowed this day. So long as thou keep it within the scope of the law.

I need a hot elf to strangle me to death.

You’re going on the list

The Rogue is fueled by rage for his enemies and love for his friends btw

Wenches on the scroll want my dagger, send help

No help needed, here at the thieves guild we outplay and outsmart the enemy (scam bots)

If you’re a fence, and a well paid one at that, you should not tell the authorities about your Rogue’s smuggling activities.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MINE KNIGHTLY LIFE

This place never ceases to amaze me.

This is just me explaining ANYTHING to the thieves guild.

Guys be so fr are my players cooked? Level 4 btw. (ignore the Behir that's their own fault)

Please assume that whenever I'm silent for long periods of time that I'm out heisting and not forgetting this account exists...

I have an important announcement some time in the next day or two. It is very serious so I hope you understand.

I’m gonna be honest I forgot I posted this, on a heist currently I’ll announce it soon, trust 🙏

This was a setup for a big elaborate joke but then I got imprisoned by a dragon, they think I'm one of their children I only just found this messanger pigeon please I've been stuck for ages get me out

Pretty sure I took this off a necromancer who tried hexing me for no justifiable reason….