#independenceday 'Hello boys, I'm baaaaaaaaack!' BOOM #GreatFilmGreatScene

#DontYouHateWhen you get sacked for being drunk at work. postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012/02/quick-…

#WhyShouldI wipe my bottom? After a while it cleans itself.

@EdGambleComedy happy birthday from mars. I hope today has been really special.

#ItsNotARealRelationshipUntil youre willing suck the poison out of a snake bite to your friends scrotum. postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012/03/surviv…

PFM: How not to protest.http://www.postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012/03/protest.html #naked #protest #gimp #cycling

Pop vs Rock. Who wins? postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012/03/pop-vs… #rock #metal #realmusic #blog

Pop vs Rock. Who wins? postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012/03/pop-vs… #rock #classicrock #metal

"And what are your weaknesses Mr.PFM?" "Well, sometimes i get a little carried away with licking arse and might lick some balls too" #newjob

@rasrovers Bristol Rovers