the woke blues brothers: do you have gender here? hopelessly parochial small town barmaid: we got both kinds...male and female (the woke blues brothers glance knowingly at the camera)

music? yeah we have both kinds: jazz and latin

but who's counting? I'M COUNTING

I'm about to Give Up (positive)

ooooh are you not supposed to just put up with anything

you better think twice about the soy milk drink babe

not killing you while i had the chance I know i had the chance I know i had

good morning our cat just shit everywhere and then started pulling my clothes off the rack one by one

let women have hobbies 💔

ah well, there's always... oh! that was the last one. there's nothing now

starting to think that not many men are looking for a profoundly unattractive stoner girlfriend with no hobbies or friends

people DO NOT say that when a man is gay

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is it just me or does the way some of you talk about trans women dating non trans people show an open disgust for our integration into mainstream society

i heard adam touched those myths That's why theyre Busted

Freaking out doesn't help.

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my old hairdresser used to give me 10 dollars off my cuts to put it exactly halfway between the men's and women's prices. perks of #nonbinarylifstyle

most weapons formed against me actually prosper pretty well. in fact i'd recommend anyone looking to prosper to go into the weapons formed against me business