My dog loves the water!

you guys are taking your first pen hit AFTER work?

i get it tbh. one time i said “good boy” to someone and they said “i’m actually nonbinary”

what should i have for lunch!

it’s so awesome that once a month i’m like “I HAVE to die. this feeling is 100% real and caused by the circumstances of my life” and then the next day I get my period

passive aggression works 😇

when men drunk text it’s like if an angel came down from heaven to make you feel really really pretty

me if i was a prisoner:

Ok I think everyone who’s ever listened to podcasts is now aware of the concept of Better Help therapy. Let’s wrap that campaign up

substance sunday

the discourse around chappell roan is very weird and by people who should know better by now!

liberals really think chappell roan, who refused to perform at the biden white house over his handling of genocide in palestine, is refusing to endorse harris because she’s a trump supporter. what an insane way to approach the world