9 people, including 2 young girls, were killed and 1000s were maimed across Lebanon today, after #pagers used by Hezbollah fighters simultanously exploded across the country. An Israeli spokesman said, "What can I say? We sold them to Hezbollah very cheap. We almost lost money!"

Following the #pagers attack in Lebanon by Israel yesterday, a Hezbollah member arrives in heaven to meet his 72 virgins. 🤣🤣🤣

Lucy Letby: more gutter journalism. The Express tells the story of doctors trying without success to resuscitate a 10-week premature baby. Lucy asked the mother "Would you like me to call a priest?" A caring question but our gutter press puts a sinister interpretation on it. 🙄

God allegedly created Adam from the dust of the ground and breathed life into him. A good trick I think you'll agree but not as good as the way the authorities created a murder case against Lucy Letby using nothing but their imaginations and absolutely no substance whatEVER!

Jesus taught us many wonderful things but let's not forget that he and his dad sat back and did sweet f*ck all while the Nazis murdered 6 million Jews. In fact, it's almost as if Jesus stopped existing the very moment he died and God NEVER existed. 🤔

Nigel Farage and Ant Middleton are getting a bit of stick on Twitter from people who have enjoyed watching England turn into a cesspit over the last few decades. Meanwhile, people with class and patriotism know it's men like this who can make England great again if we let them.😉

A group of expert statisticians has decided that the shift data used to convict Lucy Letby was worthless and that the alleged 'crimes' of which she was convicted might never have happened. 🙄

Court staff have confirmed that Lucy Letby is bringing a bid to appeal against her July conviction on one count of attempted murder. Judges will consider the case at a hearing on October 24th, according to court listings. One small step for an innocent woman . . . ?

Lucy Letby's defence team should have produced experts to counter the prosecution's medical expert and their interpretation of the statistical data. If they'd done that, no rational jury could have convicted her but, as things were, the case was a WALKOVER for the prosecution.🙄

When an apparently 'lovely' person like Lucy Letby becomes a serial killer, either they have a very strong motive or they are insane. Strange therefore that no expert has suggested either a motive OR insanity. So . . . her innocence becomes even MORE likely. You know I'm right.😉

A leaked doc shows a critical machine to monitor oxygen and carbon dioxide in babies' blood in the neonatal unit at Lucy Letby’s hospital was faulty during the time infant deaths spiked. This was a potential patient safety issue yet the jury at the trial was NOT TOLD about it. 🙄

We've never had a Prime Minister so far out of touch with the man and woman in the street. Keir Starmer is an overgrown schoolboy who knows nothing about life but is determined to rule the country based on a handful of very naïve principles. #TwoTierKeir #FreeGearKeir #NoBeerKeir

Many people are complaining about white actors playing Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights but Emily Brontë's descriptions suggest he looked like he'd just come back from his holidays - not like he'd jumped off an effing jamjar!🤣🤣🤣

PMs' pork obsession? Liz Truss made a twat of herself announcing she was off to China to open new pork markets and expecting anyone to give a toss. Now Keir Starmer says he wants Hamas to release the sausages. And don't get me started on David Cameron and that pig's head! 😮

People say Phillip Schofield 'groomed a kid' as if he'd somehow seduced an 8-year-old.😮 Can we get real here, please? The young man was 15 when they met and there isn't a shred of evidence that anything sexual happened until he was legally an adult. The young man confirms this.

Almost every man I know says he's had sex with a 15-year-old and almost every woman I know says she was having sex when she was 15 (or younger!) So why all the fuss about Phillip Schofield? 🤔

The Phillip Schofield case reminds me yet again why I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for alleged victims of sexual abuse who accept a cash payoff rather than expose their alleged abusers and their alleged crimes. Gold-diggers, the lot of them. 🙄

The Phillip Schofield case raises an interesting question. If you're underage and an adult grooms you into sex and you tell the police, you're a victim. If, however, you accept a cash payment to keep quiet, doesn't that make you a prostitute? 🤔

Girls currently in school and university will tell their wide-eyed grandchildren how wonderful it was when females were permitted education in Britain. If Britain had listened to Enoch Powell in the late 1960s, Britain would not now be the multicultural cesspit it has become.

Two #JustStopOil activists have been jailed after throwing tinned tomato soup over Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunflowers masterpiece. Anna Holland and Phoebe Plummer, both 22, were sent down for 20mths and 24mths. I'm over the moon! Smug little f*ckers! 🤣🤣🤣