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Weesh Restaurant Manager dude: "Sir, I Told You before You Need to Put on a Shirt in Here!" Me: "Yeah, and I Told you Before to Fuck Off."

Weesh Restaurant Manager dude:  "Sir, I Told You before You Need to Put on a Shirt in Here!"

Me:  "Yeah, and I Told you Before to Fuck Off."
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Beautiful Eurasian Model girl: "What were You Talking to those Baboons about in Your Village by The Sea?" Me: "Troop Management. And they are My Coronavirus Task Force."

Beautiful Eurasian Model girl:  "What were You Talking to those Baboons about in Your Village by The Sea?"

Me:  "Troop Management.  And they are My Coronavirus Task Force."
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TWO DIFFERENT APPROACHES TO VIRUS 'First Do No Harm' Approach and the 'Control People and Sell More Proprietary Pharmas' Approach Which one did you get? A short 🧵

TWO DIFFERENT APPROACHES TO VIRUS

'First Do No Harm' Approach

and the

'Control People and Sell More Proprietary Pharmas' Approach

Which one did you get?
A short 🧵
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If We Would Have just Quarantined These Millennial "guys" When I Said We Should We Would Have Stopped The Coronavirus And The "soy-Rona Virus" at The Same Time. And We Would Have Saved 2 Trillion in Wealth. But We did Not Listen. Diabolical. Village by The Sea.

If We Would Have just

Quarantined

These Millennial "guys"

When I Said We Should

We Would Have Stopped The Coronavirus

And The "soy-Rona Virus"

at The Same Time.

And We Would Have Saved

2 Trillion in Wealth.

But We did Not Listen.

Diabolical.

Village by The Sea.
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I Trade Coconuts for Fresh Honey Straight from The Beehive with a guy in My Village by The Sea. This is The Original "Phase One Trade Deal". Most people do Not Have these kind of "Great Trade Ideas" like I Do. Most would Not Be Honest Enough to Admit something like thi

I Trade

Coconuts

for

Fresh Honey Straight from The Beehive

with a guy in

My Village by The Sea.

This is

The Original "Phase One Trade Deal".

Most people do Not Have these kind of

"Great Trade Ideas"

like I Do.

Most would Not Be Honest Enough to Admit something like thi
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Now, I Eat Extremely Healthy. But sometimes I have S'mores. And when I say, "S'mores", I Really Mean Chunks of Fresh Game Meats In My Jungle Village by The Sea The Original "S'mores". This is a Painting of one of these Moments. The Future is Primitive. No one Even Ta

Now,

I Eat Extremely Healthy.

But sometimes I have 

S'mores.

And when I say, "S'mores", 

I Really Mean Chunks of

Fresh Game Meats

In My Jungle Village by The Sea

The Original "S'mores".

This is a Painting of one of these Moments.

The Future is Primitive.

No one Even Ta
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Everyone Needs to Put Down their fucking soyPhones And Stop Filming Stupid shit. Guys that Do this are Always Swooping Chinese guys named "Phil Ming" And Eating soy Now, This is Not The Right Way to Go Thru Life. Just Look at The Real Heavenly Glory The Original "Fil

Everyone Needs to

Put Down

their fucking soyPhones

And Stop

Filming

Stupid shit.

Guys that Do this are Always Swooping Chinese guys named

"Phil Ming"

And Eating soy

Now,

This is Not The Right Way to Go Thru Life.

Just Look at The Real

Heavenly Glory

The Original "Fil