It’s Mother’s Day so I’ve treated mum to me being rough as fuck and her bringing me some shopping

did captain america throw that wheel at the end??

y'all

Just sat and thought about breaks at school and realised school canteen is actually undefeated. Food is so shit but so good at the same time.

It’s Tuesday and I’ve literally just thought wtf happened at the weekend and how did I end up at an afters with east end dubs lol

George Russell’s taken it to far now

GUENTHER STEINER IS DOING THE INTERVIEWS????? LMFAOO

🥺

What’s with getting fat when you’re happy?? Need a couple week bender and little bit of sadness to drop back down a few pounds.

I’d love to have tits so small I could wear a vest and call it a bra

As if today wasn’t rough enough worked out I’ve been home from aus a year next month.

first redbull now williams, who does he think he is alex albon??

real

Who says romance is dead… My boyfriend getting the first train to Lincoln from his night out so he can be hungover and sleep at mine instead of arriving in the afternoon. Bagged himself some serious brownie points.

liam’s tweets on noel🫂🫂🫂

Crack Sparrow

No words can describe how I’m feeling….. 💔

Many things annoy me about work but what tops it is colleagues calling me pops or make their own ‘cute’ nickname for me. It absolutely makes my skin crawl.

Looks like a tampax