The #Patriots have signed G Michael Jordan.

Nigga fit so horrible they said this is clearly the work of the Illuminati

Wolves front office said that Anthony Edwards needs to prove he’s the next great shooting guard by giving him 2002 spacing

KAT/Embiid playoff series would be reminiscent of a baby, perhaps one under the weather, going up against a large military grade explosive device

Feel like Adam sandler in uncut gems i really just dgaf

Next up

Bench unit isn’t looking so hot after the KAT deal

when i’m reading feminist literature at the bisexual coffee shop and i hear someone commit a micro aggression

Imma jailbreak it and have the bih frying pork chops

CENTEL IS OFFICIALLY IN THE DICTIONARY BOOKS. 😭😭😭

Wemby admits he’s a little overwhelmed by American culture: “In France, it’s just croissants and coffee. Here, it’s burgers, rap music, and women only respect you if you’re 6 feet tall and make 6 figures.” (Via TMZ Sports)

2017 Steelers locker room must’ve had airborne CTE

Chipmunk standin like he know he got that shit on

“Take LeBron’s kid for example, Bronny, workin’ side by side with his fadda, that’s shumthing to be proud of. But AJ, my shon, in the family business? Forget it, he’d never make it”

Those snow bunnies absorb his energy like Android 19

The internet would’ve found the unibomber in a day if he had a fat ass

nuggets bricks loud asl 😭😭😭