My 2nd tequila sunrise is easing the pain

I listened to this Erasure album for more than 2 hours today. It definitely improved my mood 🎶😄🎶 open.spotify.com/album/0R1lrWvk…

There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....

It’s really common for Lyft passengers to ask me lots if questions about my life, which is VERY annoying. Yesterday a female passenger asked me: “So what is your husband doing to help out your situation?”

Number 40 is publish your story. This tweet will not make sense until I publish my story, so I’ve got a lot of work to do.

What does one wear to a tennis tournament (attendee, not participant)? Real question.

#BREAKING Man Who Grabs Women By The Pussy Awards Freedom Medal To Man Who Calls Women Sluts

In the middle of the night, symptoms of the flu (possibly) coming on. All over body aches, night sweats, headache, fatigue, and a light cough. I took a megadose of Vitamin C, and now I’m on DayQuil Cold & Flu.

Jokesmike

I’ve got the super depression

26 years in business and it closed this week 😞 Burger Street on Mockingbird and Greenville. dallas.culturemap.com/news/entertain…

Still a good gift idea etsy.com/listing/688984…

Tell me something more useless than a Ribbon-Cutting ceremony

Johann Se-crap-tian Bach

A French press is when you hug naked

When you're single and decide to go out for dinner on Valentine's Day.