Port Mafia executive Chuuya Nakahara has gone missing overnight. Mafia member Akutagawa Ryunosuke mentioned that “He was listening to Dazais new album last night.” He said.

Doppo Kunikida has had a mild seizure after listening to Dazais new album. He is currently recovering in the hospital, doctors speculate he will be out in a few days.

Osamu Dazai has been found beaten up on the streets. After being interviewed on how he ended up like this “A dog called Chuuya beat me up please put him down at once” he said

🚨 An assassination attempt has been made on Dazai. The culprit has left a note stating for Dazai to “unrelease your album immediately”

There has been sightings of a strange man outside a kfc holding a sign that says “Looking for hire” Citizen speculate that he is a scammer trying to steal money from others .

After recent backlash from the Soundcloud album, Osamu Dazai annouced the start of his streaming career on Kick. Members of the Armed Detective Agency are reported to be de-digitalising and have reverted back to typewriters

Port Mafia executive Chuuya Nakahara found at a movie theatre watching the film called “The Boy and the Puppy”

The previous Port Mafia boss came back from the dead when someone played Dazai's new album a little too close to his casket. He immediately turned it off and told the person playing it to never come back to the graveyard again.

Dazai Osamu has donated 5 dollars to a queer charity stating that “I hope they spread it more” he said

Boss of the Port Mafia, Mori ougai has gotten a new job as a teacher “I want to change my ways” he said.

A bruise has started to form on Fyodor Dostoyevskys neck. Sources have yet to find out why this has happened and what will happen to Fyodor if this gets any worse.

Sigma of the Sky Casino has become a social media influencer. You can find him as “skycasino” on all social platforms.

Tecchou Suehiro of the Hunting Dogs found arguing with 14 year old boy Kenji Miyzawa Citizens say that “he is a grown man and his opp is 14 year old kid”

🚨 The Armed Detective Agency has revealed that they will be starring in squid games season 4