Online hooker asked me for a picture to confirm if she will meet up with me What happened to hard working Americans?!?

I stg if the Seahawks lose to the patriots in the Super Bowl ill cry like I did in 2015

Processed 316 cars today and it’s not slowing down. FUCK MY CHUD LIFE

Tennis one of them sports where racism is still very alive. Most other sports people r like yeah them black people got us beat but those Europeans can’t accept that just yet

Shared WiFi kinda another sport these fuckers upstairs taking all my bandwidth

Asians vs Mexicans decide if the local Home Depot gets one more 6 foot rope purchase

I think I found the answer to my life I will be making Jamaican scam rap

Tulin in TOTK is a credit stealing loser

Who the FUCK is this frog Apple Music count your fucking days

God knew Daniel Larson wasn’t ready for this ai shit

Sometimes I go to small concerts and immediately start a chant for the headliner as soon as the open comes out

Not calling my future wife “honey” I’m not Winnie the Pooh Her nick name will be Michelob ultra and it will be very romantic

Let the record show I was one of the first people to say ice spice has Down syndrome Hasn’t been proven yet but it’s never to early to call me a prophet

You hard and then your limbs break

Honestly embarrassed at these rookie numbers I got Need the same rattling in my right ear I had years ago

What the FUCK does this even mean?

Top 8ed. Poo is inevitable Free views at stream dot com

She choke from the smell not da size

Cheese went through me. 5th wipe and still no friction. Red rapidly replacing the brown

When they don't even check your ID at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left your eyes