Every news article I get from the UK sounds so whimsical like every headline reads like: “Our tiddlywink statue has been stolen in a rotten scheme. The men responsible have been hanged”

Severance is the only fandom I’ve ever seen where fans end up doing mental gymnastics like this to defend a good episode

Logan, you go right Thor, straight up the middle And Muse…… just keep being Muse 😉

This is what every scene in Daredevil Born Again is like

After due consideration and multiple competitive offers from all parties involved, I’ve decided I’ll be taking my talents to the Penguin’s gang. I want to thank my family for supporting me every step of the way!!

Starting to get kinda mad at Matt for not explaining jack shit to heather. “He’s a monster” and he really just left it at that. Not hard to explain that, in Matt Murdock’s capacity as a lawyer, Fisk has murdered several friends of his. Not a hard explanation at all actually!!!

Bella Ramsey seems really nice and they’re a great actor, doing a good job with what they gave them. But pure and simple, I DO NOT SEE KILLER IN THEIR EYES. I hope we see some kind of a transition soon.

Lotta shitty TLOU season two takes suggesting that people are indeed not watching the show (not you, people discussing Dina’s queerbaiting, that’s valid)

Geeked (shitting his pants) vs locked in

I’m cryin dog they done made packzilla

Istg lesbians will feel sexual attraction and idk why but it feels like a sin to them (potentially conversion therapy ptsd) and they immediately rush to explain that it’s not the same type of sexual attraction that men get. It’s a gentler, more perfect lust bc they’re women!!!!?!

DONT READ SUPER MINOR SUPERMAN SPOILERS —— #GunnShotsFired

Rewatching and THATS IT??? Clark when are you going to tell her about the horrors?????????

EVERY STORY HAS PLOT ARMOR, IT CAME FREE WITH THE FUCKING PLOT

Javier Rodriguez reposted me fuck all of y’all!!!

Slack jawed moron who thinks the theme of Halo was “stopping alien invaders”

This fucking guy has “Nobel prize economist” with no name or actual credentials and spits a take like this and expects people to take his worthless ass seriously. He is less than nothing and he should leave this planet.

When the fuck did GOONBOY ELON remember that he owns this site my feed was so nice until he stopped his 3 month masturbation streak and started filling twitter with Nazi alt right slop again.

They’re calling the 3rd amendment “Potential Amendment” on TikTok rn btw

Premises: 1: People are complaining about Sydney Sweeney being racist 2: These people find people attractive that YOU don’t personally Conclusion: Sydney Sweeney isn’t racist What a fucking argument Do you people start every breakfast with a cold glass of paint chips????