Okay, we're getting too much interest from investors right now. So we'll make this self-service: just read the pitch deck, and send cash in a suitcase. Or #Ponycoin. Whatever works for you! #startup #pitch #deck #BillionDollarIdea bit.ly/3827bC7

Oh boy, we are really getting a lot of interest from #startup #inverstors today. But no wonder, #Ponies are clearly the future of #transportation!

To those of you that want to see our full #pitch deck, it's right here. Once you've seen that, just send a suitcase full of cash for your investment! speakerdeck.com/talanick/pony-…

Why are #Ponies so clearly superior to e-scooters you ask? Easy:

Why are we so sure that people want out product? Because #Ponies are an absolute mega-trend, that's why!

The will be many #startups in the #Pony #Mobility space. But they will have a hard time competing with our super sophisticated product. Execution is everything!!

Charging #infrastructure is so critical for all #mobility #startups. Thankfully, we have that all figured out!

Our #CompanyCulture is more important to us than ANYTHING else. If our #employees don't love working here, we will fail!

Unique print ads and pop-culture collaborations will be the backbone of our #Marketing #strategy. But we also think our #InfluencerMarketing will be absolutely FIRE! #GrowthHacking

Yes, we want to bring #Ponies to the people. But like any #startup, we also want to become #billionaires. So a strong #BusinessModel with multiple revenue streams is really essential. And we have it!

Our (conservative!) revenue estimates* give you the perfect hockey stick every #startup #investor is looking for: *conservatively estimated

"You become newsworthy when what you do is in the news." Mike Butcher (BlueSky/Threads: @mikebutcher) at EU-Startups Summit panel with Remco Janssen, Patricia Allen and Cathy White in Barcelona right now. Thankfully, Ponies are always in the news! 🐴🦄 #Ponycorn

"You appointing a new HR director is not news." Mike Butcher (BlueSky/Threads: @mikebutcher) at EU-Startups Summit panel with Remco Janssen, Patricia Allen and Cathy White. Thankfully, we don't have an HR department, just a PR (Pony Relations) department. That's totally different! 🐴🦄 #Ponycorn