This thread is evidence only of severe mental illness. Hope you get the help you need asap.

No shit Sherlock.

Disinformation being spread right now on Twitter & Facebook in real time. Excellent analysis by professor with expertise in network analysis. Last few days before election are critical moment for false info spreading. Please help it unspread

PR GOLD, fucksakes

You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.

Just got email from ex army Tory friend: "Thank you. My sentiments entirely. I have just cast my tactical vote. Yesterday a die-hard Tory said she was quite happy to destroy the UK if it meant leaving Europe – quite extraordinary." theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Happy Birthday to Japan’s ‘Quiet Life’, turning 40 this week😲Changed everything.

Hi Oman Air I left a pair of headphones on flight WY103, Muscat - Heathrow last Saturday. Do you have a lost property dept I can be put in touch with? Thanks.

BE CAREFUL, there's a link going round for a live stream of Chris Martin from Coldplay doing a gig live from his home. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. It will take you to a live stream of Chris Martin doing a gig live from his home. #SundayMotivation

#slowclapforboris twat.

Bless! Arron Banks fails to use European laws to avoid paying £162,000 tax bill theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/a…

You might want to read back that first sentence.

This seems too perfect. From Brewer's Britain and Ireland, 2005. "That's Barney Castle" meaning "That's a pathetic excuse"

People who say - authorities should take statues down after discussion. Yes. But it isn't happening. Bristol'sbeen debating #EdwardColston for years and wasn't getting anywhere. In 2018, it was agreed that statue would bear a plaque noting his involvement in the slave trade. BUT

The Brothers Summer & co have a new Daemoönik Fonce album out now Badgers and ferrets, great big love it See them Saturday 4 Dec paperdressvintage.co.uk/daemonik-fonce… Tones Sansom

The recordings that essentially made the blueprint for The Human League’s’Dare’