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Eize Basa

@ponchorebound

What is best in life? To block your haters, see them driven from your timeline, and to read the lamentations of their mutuals.

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Five years from now, half my followers will be looking through their Muted Words lists and struggling to remember why they muted the phrase “weeping meeple”...

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Doing this on stage everyday with someone you're not otherwise romantically involved with must be so weird. I don't mean in a moralistic anti-sex scene way, I just mean on a practical level. Eight times a week you have to pretend to frantically make out with your coworker.

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A faux pas at a dinner welcoming alien visitors: an egg dish is served to the visitors, not knowing they're oviparous. "No offense was intended, I'm sure, but you have to understand: us eating eggs would be like…would be like you consuming another mammal." "…right."

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Absolutely HATE it when my lady and I are engaged in a kiss only for the animals to start striking curious poses. Instant mood-killer.

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I can’t think of a better metaphor for the state of the modern web than the fact that every messaging app I use has its own subtly different version of Markdown that I have to remember. The techbros are out here trying to make bold and italics proprietary.

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Eize Basa Two hut-holds, both alike in pepperoni, In fair Napoli, where we set out scene, From ancient stove breaks new recipe, Where civil sauce makes civil dough unclean.

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RENOVATION SHOW NARRATOR: As work on the fireplace finally gets underway, trouble is looming in the kitchen… HOST: So what’s the issue? “CLIENT”: uh yeah your producer said I have to pretend to hate this $4000 countertop your show is giving me for free.