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But is it haunted?

Death only calls us home when it’s time to bludgeon our past sins and self righteous ways.

✎ Flynn ‘Hozier’ Carver —— !! 𖠰 friendly irish giant. performer. songwriter. poet. nature explorer. black coffee. guitar player. beekeeper. 18+ only—!! NSFW content. ** NOT affiliated with Hozier. 𖠰

Something I could see 𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑵𝑵 .ᐟ crafting.

I’d be intrigued to see what charms you choose or how you shape it. What inspires that muse.

Rude.

Hmm. Dunno, mind dropping a lady a hint?

“Your” pfft. I’d wreck anyone who tried to favor you.

Do you want to be my favorite, ginormous yet little bee keeper?

Am I /your/ favorite?

How would I know? You could have a plethora of bitches barking up your…tree.

Does this mean you’re my tree?

And you didn’t invite me? Nooooted.