Just because.

Joao Pedro, what are you doing?

Isn’t non-dom status basically a tax break for foreigners? Surely the right should be vociferously against it.

America please note, less bad is not the same as good. Coca Cola doesn’t become a healthy drink by making it with sugar rather than corn syrup.

“Privatisation has been a mixed bag” says Michael Gove, I suppose he’s right, in some cases it hasn’t worked and in others it’s downright terrible. Good Morning Britain

“It’s from Daddy.He sends his love & says all is fine in Spain. He’s had to go on a little ‘holibob’ because a man accidentally ran into his hand at St Pancras Station the other day.He wants you both to be good children & if anything goes wrong to keep blaming it on the Muslims.”

Jenrick turning up at protests about refugees in hotel is like if Thatcher came back to life and went to a protest about privatised public services.

Braverman attending protests about immigrant hotels is like if Thatcher came back to life and attended a protest about taking milk away from primary schoolchildren.

Philp now campaigning against migrants in hotels is like if Thatcher came back to life and campaigned for coal mines to reopen.

According to Philp if you drive through France to get to Spain for a holiday if when you get there someone asks you “Where have you come from?” The answer is France. Good Morning Britain

Why are West Ham having a fire drill now??

Why would you want to paint you flag on zebra crossings for people to walk over? One bloke even put a picture of a Muslim woman crossing and captioned it “Suck it up buttercup”. Well she’s the one stepping all over your flag.

Just hearing this is apparently the hottest summer on record. I look forward to the usual suspects, who don’t understand what “average temperature” means telling us it’s bollocks because of 1976. In the sweepstakes of who will be first I have drawn Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧

Paying the Taliban to take refugees back! Surely people can see the big flaw in this plan. “Hey, who fancies a quick trip to England lads?”