living past the age i thought i would be dead at

immigrants aren't killing your pets. but you know who is? the police — who on average kill 25-30 dogs every day

#titspoilers WHATEVER MAN FUCK

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It’s always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world

My boyfriend mentioned its friday the 13th today Phil is absolutely falling of the stage today

BRUHHHH

WYM PHIL FELL OFF STAGE

not me. hes dead to me. /j

IM MEETING PHOENIX TODAY YAAAAA MINI OOMFCHELLA!!!!

people think ‘phil is going to fall off the stage’ is an old joke until i actually fall off the stage

happy September 14

i bought a printer today so i can glue lesbian p*rn to my coffee table

imma spend an ungodly amount of money on photocards

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.