Hi welcome to happys what we having this evening jits

pokey used to be a burner with 5 followers and his only likes would come from his girlfriend and fedical

I met my girl at the Eat’n Park salad bar so on Valentine’s Day we had dinner at Eat’n Park

Spent 3 days at the Steelers bar in Rome. The owner kept bragging he was best friends with Huggins showing me pics from when he got flown to Morgantown to hang. Few days later Huggins got the DUI. Owner just nodded and said he saw it coming

When I see someone wearing this shit I immediately get pissed off

I always view cities as thriving when their baseball team is doing better and vice versa when they’re doing bad. Like I just caught myself romanticizing Detroit for a second

When you go to Gibbies you can just tell the workers have child porn on their phones. Especially that one guy with the mustache

pokey loves: Genes pokey likes: Spage, Crocketts, Mutt’s pokey will tolerate: Happys, big times, primantis pokey misses: backdoor pokey hates: Gibbies, Almost heaven

Because I’m in pacific time and adambomb286 just has the most fucked up sleep schedule possibly ever there’s about 3 hours every night where we’re the only ones active on this app

I’ll Venmo $10 to anyone who tries the sausage & kale soup at Kegler’s and doesn’t end up in the ER

Fedical

Here’s a picture of me and my friend Spage Enthusiast

pokey got a remote job. pokey is coming home

This has aged incredibly well

This would’ve banged a week ago

I used to ask God to kill Adam Wainwright

My power is gone