me whenever anyone asks about my job: yeah i absolutely love hospitality! every day you get the chance to make someone’s day and it’s incredibly rewarding :) me 0.5 seconds into a shift: they should invent a slur for customers

awawawawawawa i love alex so much

There’s nothing like commuting by car that reminds you that within each of us is a deep capacity for profound evil

we won. thank you 任天堂株式会社

was wondering "why is everyone online so insane lately" and then i remembered its am*rican election season

one of these days i wanna sit down with the Voice Spectral, Vocal Bytes 2, and Drum 'N' Bass Resonance sample CDs and try remake paranoia/trip machine from memory

Haha, yeah...

am fuming, ducky keyboard has died in less than two years of regular use wtf

hey did you guys know that ddr.world redirects to the ddr world website i thought that was neat

accidentally pondered the hunan condition for a sec that was scary

i put my friends in my tomodachi life game and whenever they piss me off i start starving them

something i've noticed at every arcade i've been to

just finished day 1 at new job yay yay yay yay im so stoked i got this job

how it feels to only be 10kmph over the speedlimit in victoria

if you've ever played a video game you're going to hell