There really is only one true test of whether or not someone is a psychopath/sociopath, and it's if they can listen to Pink Floyd's "The Great Gig in the Sky" and not tear up People like that should get the electric chair

Pronouncing Dominos like "do-mean-oh's" to make it sound like a legit pizzeria

New remix out today for my brotha Mikayli. Had to put a dnb twist on the bangin original

Very little more cringe than seeing a DJ playing a set that nobody in the room is into, but they're singing along to all the words and doing all the hand motions Who is this set for? Just DJ in your bedroom

They're still doing roast battles, but at this point, every roast joke has been done, so really we just hear the same jokes/topics every round, and they're generic and unoriginal. At this point it's like a chess opening. "this time, i'll go with this strategy"

Remember the very short-lived "serving cunt" era? Man, EDM people are annoying af and will say anything to jump on a trend

A lot of IG drummers use electric kits, which is like doping in sports. When the sample is always the same (triggered), it doesn't matter if you're consistent, and a lot of those kits give you unnatural bounce, so the kit makes you sound way better at drums than you actually are

They said he’d never tease house music on main type beat

Believe it or not, you can leave your dog at home while you go grocery shopping You don’t HAVE to be the most annoying kind of person every minute of every day. Take 30 minutes off

If they had DMZ for baseball it would be like “Aaron Judge seen taking practice swings in the on deck circle. Could Aaron Judge be UP NEXT??”

EunuchLo: men’s pants with less room in the crotch Has this joke been done?

This one >>>>>>

We invented escalators allowing everyone to be lazy If you don’t walk on an escalator (in either direction, doesn’t matter what the circumstances) you should be euthanized The gene pool doesn’t need you

Person who invented the motion sensor activated sinks: what if we made it so that it only works while your hands are in a 0.1x0.1” area or it stops and then no matter where in the world your are, the first one you walk up to doesn’t work?

If one, then not all, but if one, then all Either one is true depending on how you feel

Nothing is real, everything is content

Rhythm kids love chopping rhythm

Crowd work is easy, and lazy and is usually only funny in the exact moment and not in the video of it that gets posted Standup comics don’t write jokes anymore ever since they realized crowd work is the cheat code