I worry that things are moving so fast now that to spend time analyzing anything is to fall behind.

In the UK, you could demolish a church VAT-free, but if you wanted to repair that church, you would have to pay VAT.

If you sound like a politician you're a bad politician. If you don't you're either not a politician or a highly adept politician.

theo young-smith Tom Holland Actually second best to this banger.

Derby's points per game that season: 0.29 Wolves' points per game this season: 0.15

#WorldCup2026 Pot A: 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 🇫🇷 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 🇩🇪 Pot B: 🇭🇷 🇲🇦 🇨🇴 🇺🇾 🇨🇭 🇯🇵 🇸🇳 🇮🇷 🇰🇷 🇪🇨 🇦🇹 🇦🇺 Pot C: 🇳🇴 🇵🇦 🇪🇬 🇩🇿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇾 🇹🇳 🇨🇮 🇺🇿 🇶🇦 🇸🇦 🇿🇦 Pot D: 🇯🇴 🇨🇻 🇬🇭 🇨🇼 🇭🇹 🇳🇿 (🇮🇹/🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿/🇧🇦)(🇺🇦/🇸🇪/🇵🇱/🇦🇱)(🇹🇷/🇷🇴/🇸🇰/🇽🇰)(🇳🇨/🇯🇲/🇨🇩)(🇧🇴/🇸🇷/🇮🇶)

Not fucking Croatia again. #2026fifaworldcup

Is Wayne Gretzky doing this on purpose? #WorldCup2026

Indeed!

Is this a ‘bit of both’ variation or more of a ‘six of one, half a dozen of the other’?

"What is your taste in women, Bond?" "Yes."

When Dominic Sandbrook was reeling off Prince Albert Victor’s alibis for the Ripper killings I was sure Pizza Express was going to come up.

The examples of my 'ChatGPT style' according to its 2025 recap.

Someone with royal connections who’s recently been sacked? I think it’s Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. #maskedsinger

It’s called a washing machine. #maskedsingeruk

I’m just saying. He’s got time on his hands…

Christmas pudding Alan Carr #maskedsinger

Could have been an email #maskedsingeruk

If Kate has any comic timing she broke wind at the end of this.

Beautiful.