What are the odds $SPY undergoes a split anytime soon? I’d settle for a 2:1

One third of the way there.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the FFVII remake quite a bit. But I think it could use more walking missions.

I’m parked behind a Tesla. I sure hope it doesn’t explode and damage my car.

What these last two weeks have taught me, more than anything, is I love Sushi, video games, and not working. Now, I knew I loved those things before. But it’s now become apparent that those are all I need to be happy. (For my family to be happy)

Browns/Ravens - I don’t care who wins. We all lost after hearing that awful, awful, AWFUL attempt at “The Star Spangled Banner.”

Cloud in a dress was a necessity. But did we have to have the dnace mini game to get it?

I’m working on my migration to bluesky, but I’m having a tough time finding many of you. Feel free to drop your handle here. I’m PocketProgrammer again.

How do I prove to the IRS that an HSA withdrawal is legit? I have a folder full of receipts, but form 1099-A doesn’t seem to ask for those. Unless I missed it somewhere.

I am so sick of hearing AI voices. It’s the uncanny valley of human audio.

I was hoping Blue Sky would be just like Twitter before Musk screwed everything up. It’s not. So far, I’ve gotten even less engagement, and twice as many hot bots. Here, at least I occasionally get a response from Satan.

Can you make sense of these numbers? I tried reloading the zero views short and changed the name twice.

Leash your god damn dogs, people!

What do you think of the truck? (not mine) youtube.com/shorts/PfpVwWq… via YouTube

Weak Coward Trump moves inauguration indoors because he is afraid of the cold. What a loser.

I’m a fan of DRiP, but what do I call it when I sell a call and reinvest the premium? CPRiP?

It’s begging time again. If you wanna help a guy out, check my profile for my YouTube link, subscribe, watch a few videos. I’d love to get monetized by the end of the year.

So I made a movie recommendation the other day. And someone else in the room heard me and decided to watch the movie with her family and didn’t like it. Is that my fault?

Looking for a YouTube sub for sub exchange. Anyone k ow something like that on Twitter?

Remember when we all said that Elon was a Nazi, and you all said we were being hyperbolic? I don’t want an apology. I want you to stop defending him.