They want to make our city gay again.

When I'm watching a funny episode of Rick & Variety and I see a funny houseguest,, I know immediately I want to fuck that person.

I'm not trying to win the Nobel prize for my work here, I'm just trying to make some dough

my dick is huge and its going in the holes!!! its soooo embarrassing!!! how am i supposed to get this done today how am i supposed to have business at this job how am i supposed to be able to pay this rent and mortgage

I just think youre a fag and i respect that somewhat

i cant die

I don't give a shit

Just saw the "Howie does it" commercial. These people couldnt handle a real Howie.

my dream is to become a very large man like that which i have, and then go get married and have several large families. then pass away in a tragic plane crash.

i guess the thing to do when youve done enough is hang yourself

Gotta catch 'em all

I just made a billion dollars

i wonder if the guy who makes the wendys menu will pay me to fuck him

My cock is huge and it glistens when I'm doing the laundry.

The world is round and in it there is no turning back

Drake has no friends in this town he has lost all his close ones

im a good 80% dumber than a beetle!

if any woman on here wants to get married i will fulfill their request

i want a hamburger that looks like the homie

If youre not voting in the next few days, you might be a big fat pussy