Paige Winters ain't ever doin 180 on the interstate, and when she does she gets side swiped by a semi

Finny 😍

American League regains lead after Prince Fielder & Lorenzo Cain come up w/ 2-out hits vs Clayton Kershaw. AL leads NL, 3-1, in 5th inning.

@kamizahner why are you making smoothies with toilet water @Matthewson_ksu 😂😂

Ellen is white Oprah

& today I opened a credit card at Nebraska furniture mart. Does this make me an adult yet?

Everydays a great day to be a trailblazer #GE #hornfever #DOE #notpictured shelbyrushing22 @kamizahner instagram.com/p/5TZuq7qYtZ/

#brozarks2k15

@Matthewson_ksu x.com/menshumor/stat…

High key jelly of everyone that gets to go back to school today. #learningrules #adulthooddrools

@LaceyCole22 Johnny Kaw's 🍻🍻

Public is invited to line procession route (except highways), pay respects. Times approx 12:30-2 p.m. Here's route: google.com/maps/d/viewer?…

Winning game 1 is awesome and all but it would have been more awesome if #tarpboy would have got stuck again. 🏃

Why didn't all 600+ of the patients get better and discharge today so my work could close too.

Wow much blue such royals in kc today. #doubletweet

Ain't been on Twitter in a minute. Is this still a thing?

Who else thinks armpits are totally weird? #whataretheygoodfor #perspiration #post13hourshiftonnosleepthoughts #long#

Do they even make listerine breath strips anymore

Monday's made better by trying out all my free #splashvoxbox goodies #influenster #voxbox