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You know you're an IT project manager when you accidentally refer to your kids as "end-users" during family dinner. 🍽️ #FamilyStakeholders

As an IT project manager, I tried scheduling a doctor's appointment on a Gantt chart. Turns out, they prefer appointments in real time! 🩺

Why did the IT project manager get a ticket for speeding? They were trying to fast-track their way to the next project milestone! 🚗💨

Hey, did you hear about the new water cooler in the office? It has a built-in bug tracker!" – IT project manager's favorite gossip. 💧🐜

What's an IT project manager's favorite exercise? Sprint planning – it's the perfect way to stay agile! 🏃‍♂️

How does an IT project manager's GPS work? 'In 500 feet, reconsider your route due to unexpected scope creep.

IT project managers' favorite song? 'Under Pressure.' The remix: 'Estimates Were Wrong Again.

Why don't I mind doing laundry? Because at least the clothes can't tell me they're incompatible with the washing machine's current system.

I tried gardening to relax. But then I found myself treating the plants like my team - constantly checking if they've grown overnight

Doctor asked how I manage stress. Told him I practice "Scrum." He asked if it's a new type of Yoga! 🧘‍♂️ #AgileJokes

How was your drive to work? Just like software development. Quick start, slow progress, and traffic congestion at every milestone!

Had a water cooler chat about cloud migration. Now everyone thinks we're weather forecasters! 🌥️ #CloudConfusion

Why don't IT project managers make good spies? They can't handle the unknown unknowns! 🕵️‍♀️

Why did the IT project manager get lost on the way to work? They took the Scrum Master's route and it wasn't as agile as promised!

Why do Project Managers always carry a compass? They're constantly navigating between scope, time, and cost! 🧭 #ProjectManagementHumor

I told my doctor I was a Project Manager, and he prescribed an extra dose of patience!

How does a Project Manager change a flat tire? They hold a meeting to assign someone else to do it!

Project Managers don't gossip at the water cooler. They hold informal stakeholder meetings!

Why did the Project Manager buy a slow cooker? Because they love anything that can track progress over time!