Great news, dearest customers! -50% on any Shmurmgle Burmgler menu item for anyone who knows who in the ever loving name of Pluto keeps hijacking our damn twitter account!!! AND a free soda refill!

Stop asking us why we're a fast food chain when most of our population is ghosts. Ghosts can eat we've SAID that. Also stop asking us how ghosts eat we do not know

Pluto Fact! We don't have whatever a "Hotel Umbra" is. Our Shadows are automatically sent to work at one of our Shmurmgle Burmgler locations!

Pluto Fact! Some souls reside on the surface of Pluto itself! The place sucks, though, doesn't even have houses or anything. It's just rocks, right? Who cares :/

Pluto Fact! Violent Lightning tastes better in this dimension. Go to a Shmurmgle Burmgler 🐸🍔 and get one from the soda fountain, I swear on our CEO. Must be because our Landry isn't dead!

Pluto Fact! The Tigers are worse tbh. They don't even wear cool futuristic suits. 🪐🦁 Our Players could take them any day!

Final Pluto Fact of the day! Death is not permanent. But we know what is.

One day it'll happen. Any moment now

Just like I legally changed my name to Friendly Symmetry, we thought Landry could change his last name to something less sinister; did not test well, let me tell you. Turns out sometimes, Violence IS the answer!

HOW is it snowing. We literally don't have an atmosphere

We do! We have to, actually. It's in our contracts, we have to provide worship.

We're a bit too far from the moon to celebrate, but our pale imitations are putting on a show for a good cause in our stead! Please enjoy the festivities! 🦁🧡🐯

⚠️ Public Service Announcement ⚠️ The Pluto Pride Afterlife Services and the Tenth Ring Security staff would like to remind you that in the event one of our customers drifts into space, we are not legally obligated to bring them back.

There's something under Pluto's ice

In light of recent events, the Pluto Pride would like to remind you that there are no sharks in space. Only ghost sharks. If any alive sharks attempt to board the Tenth Ring, they will be made into ghost sharks as per space maritime laws.

Uuhhh does this. Does this fall within legalities???? Help. Help the sharks. The sharks are coming in oh no