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⠀ 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝗋𝖾𝖺͟𝗅͟𝗅͟𝗒͟ 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗎𝗇, 𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 .ᐣ ⠀

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⠀ Those little babies are two halves of my soul. I didn’t think life could get any better before they were born, but they continue to defy my expectations of eternity. The future is brighter than I ever imagined for myself. ⠀

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I could say the exact same about you, Avs. I hate that anyone ever made you question your value, but for me, everything would crumble without you. You’re the gravity that holds my universe together. Thank you for repurposing me. Thank you for my baby girls.

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I didn’t think it could get any worse until I saw the fake bush thongs. Funny how Chalamet’s suddenly bald. M’ gonna have the factories torched for shearing animals.

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Some DJs deserve prison time. ‘Oh, here’s a perfectly good masterpiece of a song. Let me see how badly I can fuck it up!’ That’s like splashing red paint on the Mona Lisa.

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⠀ 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝓰𝒊𝒓𝒍𝙛𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 ❪ 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝖼͟𝗄͟𝗌͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗋͟ ❫. ⠀

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Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween tells me that you embrace the culture, and I’ll be biting any and all of you this year. Thank you.

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Possibly, possibly. Carve them a face and their expression might even change. You won’t know until you pick one up. They’re kind of, um … glowing right now.

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Human nature is ugly, and it’s a trade-off. If it’s not fake nipples and pubic hair, it’s someone trying to drive a wooden spike through your chest.