One time I was trying to figure out where my parents hid my DS and I found a bunch of books called stuff like "Caring for the 'Special' Child" and "The 'Difficult' Child: A Roadmap"

Cartoon boy mouse and girl mouse who solve crimes together and fall in love

one 4th of July I made a drink called the American Flag, and it was just a double shot of vodka chased by a spoonful of potato salad & I ran around the bbq pressuring everyone to try it. anyway I’m a recovering alcoholic now

show me a man who opposes no-fault divorce and I will show you a man whose no-fault divorce is the only reason he doesn’t know what antifreeze tastes like in his morning coffee

I have evidence that Zohran Mamdani posted a successful Operation Sea Lion timeline in an alternate history forum. How can this man run America's largest city when he can't grasp Germany's inability to stage an amphibious invasion of Britain in 1940?

I’m about to blow a lot of people’s minds, but it’s not the “60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s.” It’s sixties (60s), seventies (70s), eighties (80s), and nineties (90s). Plural. Not possessive.

Was reading a thread wondering why average women dont find average men attractive and as I was surveying the men folk at the store today, I decided that men would be more attractive if they smiled more and seemed a little more pleasant.

If only that were a distinction her plastic surgeon understood

Sarah “did their time” is a slip that I’m sure revealed more than she would have liked or expected. a lot of rw women secretly think this way. womanhood, but especially motherhood, something they have to “do” so they might someday be granted the privilege of being human. a hurdle

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Sex Criminals

"..." "..." "We've met before, haven't we?" "That's fuckin' crazy man"

This is an important point. A lot of red-pill guys think liberal society is holding them back from being warlords. In fact, liberal society is holding them back from being slaves.

Me at the doctor getting my prostate examed: “Whoa! Hey doc, ain’t ya gonna at least buy me dinner first?” “Ha! Anyway these lesions are almost exclusively associated with late stage HIV infection…”

90’s John Grisham movies are either tight as fuck and packed with surprising amounts of sexual intrigue or they’re like “we’re suing the rope company that made the rope your son killed himself with. The only problem? The Rope Industry hired assassins to kill us”

i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz… and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love is modern dating really this broken?

what if heat was a romantic comedy

He’s just asked the dog “Could a father not marry his son?”

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

A giant ice bed for red panda on a hot day