@DocRees on to it Dr. New array of fluro short shorts on display for all to see next season #stevemoneghettistyle

As 4.5 million toilets around Australia collectively flush #Ashes

Keep swaggering round you lot. Umpires making you look a lot better than you actually are. Agar's at Lords was just as bad too #ashes

Tony Abbotts Daughters #Election2013

Well done Pridda. He should have been #AllAustralian but Eric Mackenzie, the bloke who got 3 votes, was even more unlucky #Brownlow2014

Siddle was dropped after 1 test. A test we won. Took 5 for bugger all in last shield game. What has Starc done.

This is no shock. Poor technique has been a problem for a long time with Oz. Oh well at least we picked Sidz #selectors

Port to Pub Swim intended to give more West Australians a chance to swim to Rottnest. #perthnews yhoo.it/1LbP2fO

Peter Nevill has been dropped because his team mates didn't bat well enough and he's too nice. Nothing to do with his wicket keeping.

If ever you needed proof that life isn't fair tune into the IPL this year to watch Ben Stokes play while Steve Smith sits out.