The Sino-Soviet split for guys who jack off to racist cuck porn

[watching my son take his first steps] Come on PUT YOUR ARMS OUT! YOUR-- Jesus. Of course you fucking fell you HAVE NO FUCKING BALANCE, IDIOT!!!

It's actually so crazy that people are still interested in arguing about this on Twitter after ten fucking years

[stolen internet from my neighbor somehow causing a three-month delay in all the news I get] Damn Biden honestly seemed a little shaky in that debate

I love when memes have no context!!!

Getting into a drunk driving accident that kills a mom and her two kids is when you find out who your real friends are

[Chris Rock voice] Bitch how the fuck you gonna let a VAMPIRE hypnotize you??

having my crew lash me to the mast as we sail by the liquor store

O, becaufe I merrily skip amongst the daisies thou wouldst rather decry me a Fool than meet me as I am in a forum of honest debate? Because I prance singing tra la la alongside the butterflies thou hath slandered me as frivolous? Meet me outside then pussy not online,

He is playing on harmful stereotypes of white people as "clappers" and "pointers"

Bribing landlord in exchange for rent income

Bro woke up from the coma and saw all the shit we’ve been talking about him in group chat 🤦‍♂️

It fucking sucks when my small town has a big secret

Immediately tearing off the label showing my sweet green bowls contents for Opsec purposes

Accidentally sending a "me and who 🥺" meme to boys chat instead of gf and then saying some "how me and the homies be acting!!" shit to throw them off the scent

Neo said “give me the red pill henny I want the straight tea!” And the rest is history…

A great thing about the Venom movies is that Venom seems to only fight slightly different Venoms

I don’t play video games. I’m not into sports. I like rewatching ‘Forrest Gump’ and writing Letterboxd reviews that say I hated it again.

This is why women come to Nosferatu in the night when he beckons. He's proactive.