Huge day for my upstairs neighbour who seems to be wrapping the anvils she has bought everyone for Christmas

Instead of ‘it’s 5 o’clock somewhere’ I’ve started saying ‘in an alternate universe I am already dead’

The guy from Star Wars?

Vinted are really branching out with their product range

‘Little Ant and Dec’ implies the existence of a regular sized Ant and Dec

You just don’t see ‘guess who is thirty today’ A4 word art posters shoved in plastic wallets and stuck on every lamppost in town anymore

Starting a rumour that slipknot wear the masks because of body dysmorphia

Despite all my rage I am still just a Kia Sportage

Ffs does she not have any evening shows

Me in the club when the DJ refuses to play Like A G6 by Far East Movement

Found this free ciggie dispenser outside my building

After all the transphobia, witch-hunting, and the despicable and unsportsmanlike disrespect shown by a handful of athletes - let THIS image be the one that stays with you: After Imane Khelif won her gold medal bout her opponent, Yang Liu of China, embraced her with a smile.

Can’t stop thinking about this racing greyhound called ‘cactus twink’

‘You wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.’ Ok first of all I am a Kia Sportage

Facebook they could never make me hate you

You mean to tell me that a giant caused this way

Leash him, pronto

Commenting ‘this would have done numbers on vine’ on my friends gender reveal video

What do they put in Belgian chocolate seashells that makes them taste so much better than regular seashells