*Rolls some dice and looks out over Equestria* ... everycreature participating in this round, roll a D20, please.

*Has payed a mouse to follow Totally Not Princess Celestia In Disguise, and blatantly take notes at random times while looking concerned.* *Only cost him a full box of mouse crackers*

🎵I sing, everything's gonna be all right Fluttershy, Fluttershy Everything's gonna be all right Fluttershy, Fluttershy Fluttershy 🎵

*slithers out of the ether like a spooky mist snake... And SWATS Princess Celestia's cutie mark with the force of a prankster who KNOWS VERY WELL WHAT HE'S UNLEASHING* ....~le Tag~ *POOFS away*

*pops up and smacks Discord on the tail* TAG! WE'RE IT! *POOFS*

*secretly adds 1/4 more bits to the pile... That are actually bit-foil wrapped chocolates*

*Chugs a full bottle, belches lactose fire, replaces it with 3 more full bottles*

*is also here, is also following the delightful chaos @mlp_Yonayak is causing.*

*looks to the camera* Oh, hello there, #TwitterPonies faithful! It's so good to see you again! You remember me, of course, your old pal Discord. So... things have gotten a little roomier here since last time, huh?

Players going the way of the ancient elephant-style creatures and flying the coop. It's enough to bring a tear to the spirit of chaos's heart. And just when my new player came full circle with THIS. VERY. ALT! Why, you'd almost think there was an evil billionaire at work.

Let's see... not too bright, disposable income out the wazoo, purchases that make no sense, probably wants a doomsday device to make up for his cheap products... Can someone check on Mr. Burns for me, I think he's off of his meds!

AAAANYWAY! Where does that leave your ol' pal Discord, though? Well, we have another amazing Discord running around. Some would argue that won't do, but what's more fun than one Spirit of Chaos? Two! *waves to Discord from across town*

Hahaha, that one's a longtime favorite of mine. All the Discords are, in fact! ... Oh what? You're not aware of the extra Discords? Oh, for shame, for SHAME! Someone needs to pay more attention to the timeline~! *winks*

I too will also make my home in the land of the fuzzy nosed tusk-types, but that doesn't mean the fun over here on Birdnet has to end. Oh, nononono. My player just got back in the driver's seat. And some of their friends haven't migrated over to Ice Age world yet!

Besides, me, Discord, here and there and everywhere? Tell me that doesn't just make perfect, character, THEMATIC SENSE! ... That's actually the most sense I've made in quite some time and I hate it.

No, no, no, this new player simply won't do. I'll just have to locate 13th Doctor and have her reinstall me there. I just need to find her again... ... You know, when /I/ cross dimensions and end up in pocket space, I'm called a tyrant. When she does it, he's called silly!

I think AppleJack is going to have a silly pony lawsuit to file in the near future. ... Oh wait, she went to that other platform too.. 13th Doctor, you clever, clever Time Lord!

Well, I guess I should set up shop myself, shouldn't I? Ta ta, Ponyville! And don't forget, you're here forever! With ME! *winks!* *snaps fingers* *PAF* *gone*

Op, that was me, excuse me. *passes the red paint brush and half of a can of red town paint back to Discord*

What fun is chaos without an audience? Hmph!