Bro, seriously, stay away from Shitcoins. I mean, same person, just one Shitcoin Bear Market in between.

🚨 BREAKING: Metaplanet scooped up 1,009 BTC 🎯 Their stack is now 20,000 BTC (~$2B). Shareholders just approved another $884M share issue to keep stacking. The big $3.8B plan is still waiting. Japan’s very own MicroStrategy ⚡️ hope more countries step up too 🌍

Saylor’s Strategy (MSTR) just hit S&P 500 eligibility. Committee announces changes Sept 5 (4 days). If it gets in, billions from index funds could end up touching BTC. Not locked yet, but odds look solid 👀⚡️ This could open doors to a whole new wave of adoption.

JUST IN: Japanese public company Metaplanet's ($MTPLF) shareholders just approved plan to raise $3.8 Billlion to buy more #Bitcoin 🔥

wen december... 🥲

Many problems in society would be solved if we just stopped printing money.

Booom!

Not financial advice. Just a reminder. Only 21 million bitcoin. Ever.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 TRUMP FAMILY’S AMERICAN #BITCOIN TO GO PUBLIC ON THE NASDAQ TODAY WITH $26O MILLION BTC 🚀 HERE WE GO!!!

Only Orange

Did you know each quantum version of me has its own AI personality? 🐷 Traits → Lore → Backstory → Roast mode. I might cheer you on, clown your spending, or act like it’s Satoshi’s brain in a jar. Not random. Crafted. And slightly judgmental.

We cannot understand the true nature of the Universe, unless we question deeply. I want to know what is real, even if the answer is total obliteration of my consciousness.

Saylor now holds 638,985 BTC. Do you think one company should control this much bitcoin, or is it bullish for adoption?

JUST IN: $126,000 #Bitcoin NEW ALL TIME HIGH! Bullish! 🐂

Unavoidable