i learned how to sharpen knives from a medical examiner if any yall need a reminder that im a bad bitch

the concept of a brat summer into a lorde fall

If you survived a narcissist with a victim complex you can survive anything

being told: “you sound really sexy when youre sick” is a cute compliment and all but i lowkey feel like my vocal cords are dying so idfk about that

who used my wine opener at a party and proceeded to leave the cork in it i just want to talk

me trying to heal my teammates as Ana

being 21+ years old and playing Roblox with a bunch of eight year olds is fucking crazy and also just generally making their spaces unsafe

i forget that boston is literally on the coast until i step outside and it be smelling oceanic salty

told a girl my sun sign is cancer and she said “oh, ew” and then asked for my number so idk how to take that

i can smell the cancer placements on you.

i be at the bar lying to anyone like yes i go to BU. i go to harvard. i go to MIT. i do eyelash extensions. im 42. im 25. i didn’t play this sabrina carpenter song on touch tunes.

This is actually so beautiful I could cry…

god, jesus and moses when they did that thing

brat means ripping the glass barriers at td garden so hard that you bruise yourself pink

instead of renting an apartment im going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it

tiktok is absolutely diabolical with suggesting people to follow because why is an old situationship appearing on my fyp full face front and center, get the fuckkkkk outta here