mercury retrograde made me stop being annoying on Twitter

Please welcome to Michigan City, Indiana, former mattress salesman Nathaniel Duggan a;sdkfjasdlfj;d with three new poems on the site today mcrb.neocities.org/ThreePoems_Nat…

chelsea hodson ignored my feature request 😵 diss track coming

yeah bro im also still gagged by Ariana’s outfit change to the black boots in Wicked 2

weed is estrogenic that’s why Wiz khalifa sounds like a Trans woman in 2025

Online Lit did not give a fuck that Peter Vack was on Subway Takes recently . would you have known if i didn’t post this?

sorry i can only chill with tradcath writers and gym sauna misogynists right now . Queening out with girls and gays for a decade has made new women think im homosexual

my printer is haunted it keeps printing out lists of ways to self harm and unflattering photos of Michael jackson

asking Chatgpt how to breathe without thinking about it

my ashwaganda dealer died in a turf war

Christmas in Online Lit is about reaching out to that author you hate and meeting up to build Gingerbread houses . by the time you’re putting up the peppermint fence you’d find that you know, they’re terrible writers but at least they can have fun during the holidays

i lost my job as a mall santa. they found my podcast about hating Christmas

next reading times and link : meet.google.com/qrf-umer-qbj

asdkfjasdlfjd slams Plasticbagger as "the weakest f*cking writer in online indie lit" and says "Response Pod" could've been the best podcast of the 21st century “if it didn’t have a big, giant flaw in it… and the flaw is Plasticbagger.” “Obviously, it’s supposed to be a

plasticbagger, the male Sydney Sweeney?

Charlie from the whale died the day i did 75k steps . sometimes i feel bad about missing his funeral , but one of the harshest lessons in life is that sometimes a loved one’s death can be freeing

my family said i have “complexes” i was like wtf . im still kind of baffled at that

lets write a version of A christmas carole where Tiny tim was never sick and Scrooge was born a generous man

Online Lit Santa said i have been very naughty and will be getting coal (Delicious tacos book) this year . but he told me i have a chance to redeem myself for all future Christmases by spreading only holiday cheer and wholesome messages this December

2 new Plum Wooer songs + a music video out today "A Partial List of My Flaws" Video recorded in one take with OBS