Who's that merch?! 😉😉😉

Why are people freaking out? It's just a Bug-type version of Lamb

I'm working at my job, yeah, that's right, I'm completing all the tasks that are assigned by my boss.

there is nothing more embarrassing than trying to call someone by putting their phone number in your keypad instead of the ACTUAL phone next to your keyboard and then being confused when nothing happens. nothing.

me and the girls watching barbie next door while the oppenheimer audience gets nuked

move out successful. mission complete.

Moon says if it fits, I sits 😂 BarkBox eden 🌙 #ifitfitsisits #CatsOfTwitter

the secret to being a private person is to over share dumb shit so people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details about your life

we’re not a one night stand anymore

10 years ago today, BTS made their debut. The record-breaking ensemble of 7 talented members went on to sell out stadiums, set chart, streaming and award records, and establish themselves as a global force beyond the K-Pop scene.

She’s an organ donor🫀✨

i mentioned to my therapist that i’ve basically just spent two months stuck in bed playing botw and he was like “you know what the best part of that game is? you can do whatever you want. you can climb everything. you can cook.” and i started sobbing bc i hadn’t put it together.

Don’t worry. That’s just the job before the job. It gets worse.

Taylor Swift has declined the 2024 Super Bowl halftime show, HITS Daily Double reports.

This is what I imagine it would look like if your nerve system tried to physically ambush you (wip)

I had to draw the teeth meat I’m SORRY

Eukaryotic cell gang!!! (girl shaped)

Love when people just tag me in random-ass convos.